Monday, November 29, 2010

#1

The pigs are getting smart.



See that right there? I call that Nature's Look Out Tower. It's fucking awesome.



Now see that? Those are blocks I never placed. They just showed up randomly.

The story begins with me building random buildings. I turn around to see a pig falling from the sky. When it hits, I expect to collect some free pork, but no. Mr. Piggy lands in the water deep enough to avoid injury. Fuck you, Mr. Piggy.

A few minuets later, another pig plummets down into the watery abyss. I look up and what to my wandering eye should appear, those blocks and another pig jumping off the blocks like a diving board.

As I said before, I never placed those blocks there. The Look Out Tower was completely square from the start and I wanted to keep it that way.

Well, once the third pig came down with a splash, they all turned and looked at me in unison, almost to say "You didn't see anything" or "What?" then walked away. Since then I haven't seen them diving, and I haven't gotten rid of the mystery blocks. But the fucking pigs stalk me now, but that's a story for another day. I might just install a mod that eliminates pigs all together. >__<