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My friends had told me stories about it, but I didn't believe them. God was I stupid not to believe them...

A few nights ago I was mining in my super awesome mine of wonders (named that because of the number of gold and diamonds I've found there) and as usual I dug through to a new, unexplored cave.

Oh joyous day!

After an hour of exploration, mining and just plain dicking around, I found another unexplored cave. It turned out to be just a small room about 9 x 9 blocks. So I just dug around.

I knocked out 2 walls and found nothing. Then I began to dig in the 3rd wall. After clearing a 1 x 2 hole, I learned the stories my friends told me were true...

A skeleton popped out.

I know, I know. Pics or it didn't happen. Sadly I have no screen shots of it. I killed it before it had a chance to kill me.

.....I think the pigs are in on it.....

#2

Damn pigs are at it again, I swear!


These weird circular patterns keep popping up everywhere. At first I thought it was crap Notch did to make everyone think Herobrine was real, but no.

I looked up at one over the water and saw there was something moving on top of it. I got closer and saw it was a pig! I also noticed the last block on top was missing. The pig looked over at me, stared for a few seconds, turned back and then, out of nowhere, the last block showed up.

THE PIG PLACED THE LAST BLOCK.

I'm on to you piggies... I'm watching you... >:|

#1

The pigs are getting smart.



See that right there? I call that Nature's Look Out Tower. It's fucking awesome.



Now see that? Those are blocks I never placed. They just showed up randomly.

The story begins with me building random buildings. I turn around to see a pig falling from the sky. When it hits, I expect to collect some free pork, but no. Mr. Piggy lands in the water deep enough to avoid injury. Fuck you, Mr. Piggy.

A few minuets later, another pig plummets down into the watery abyss. I look up and what to my wandering eye should appear, those blocks and another pig jumping off the blocks like a diving board.

As I said before, I never placed those blocks there. The Look Out Tower was completely square from the start and I wanted to keep it that way.

Well, once the third pig came down with a splash, they all turned and looked at me in unison, almost to say "You didn't see anything" or "What?" then walked away. Since then I haven't seen them diving, and I haven't gotten rid of the mystery blocks. But the fucking pigs stalk me now, but that's a story for another day. I might just install a mod that eliminates pigs all together. >__<